USS SANTA MARIA*****SHIP OF TRUTH

** Armchair Admiral Commanding **

THE ART OF PROGRESS IS
TO PRESERVE ORDER AMID CHANGE,
AND TO PRESERVE CHANGE AMID ORDER.
***Alfred North Whitehead***


We've set our sails,
looking for a new bridge, leading to a better world.
The one that Bill and Hillary Clinton built,
taking us into the twenty-first century,
is at least a million miles short of our destination.

Billy Jeff Clinton's Used Cars:

Those screw-driver marks around the odometer?
Well, we was fixing it. It was broke.

That sawdust around the transmission? We're pretty sure
the manufacturer suggested either sawdust or transmission fluid.

The frame? Well, it was already straight.
We just sent it in to make it even straighter.
Nothing too good for our customers.

Rollover? Could you all define "rollover" for me?

And hey young lady.
I'm sure we could work out
a "special" payment plan
if, you know,
you don't have the
money for the down payment.

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U.S.S. SANTA MARIA, SHIP OF TRUTH, is commanded by the Armchair Admiral. It has three missions. They are:

1. Illustrate obvious shortcomings, and the ultimate, certain and absolute failure of SOCIALISM, as a viable form of government.

2. To tweak the noses of those who control the content of the Santa Maria Times. The Times practices selective censorship and it presents an unfair and unbalanced view of local, state and federal politics and governmental affairs. For the most part, it promotes a "GROUP THINK" mentality, and it undermines the ideals of individual freedom, rights, both property and personal, and it minimizes the importance of personal responsibility. I believe the Santa Maria Times, by dividing people, undermines our REPUBLICAN form of government.

3. Our third mission then, is to publish material that provides counter-arguments, that is, more conservative views on the items of propaganda published in the Santa Maria Times.

On our voyage we will find and report the unvarnished truth. That will remain true until the SOCIALISTS take complete control of our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor, and individuals are reduced to the status of puppets, bouncing up and down on marionette strings, manipulated by unelected bureaucrats, who serve as puppetmasters for a

SOCIALIST GESTAPPO.

WELCOME ABOARD.
If you would like to express an opinion,
click on the Admiral's picture to send him an e-mail message:

The Admiral
reflecting back on the days when
the US Navy was comprised of wooden ships and iron men.

Armchair Admiral issues orders:


Now hear this. Now hear this. This is your Armchair Admiral speaking.

We're setting sail, in uncharted waters, leading to ports unknown,
all around the globe, in search of a cargo of truth.

We'll bring it aboard wherever we find it, then we'll take it home to our people.

Now, Hoist all boats. Cast off all lines. Set course true north. And,


"DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD."



WHERE ELSE BUT FRANCE?

"Dig up your garbage, it's desecrating our ground" on the left, and "Death to Yankees" on the right, and "Rosbeefs go home, Saddam will overcome, and will make your blood run" in the middle.

When the Admiral got wind of this desecration he considered lobbing a couple of cruise missiles in the direction of the Eiffel Tower. After reconsidering, he decided that with a "real" Commander in Chief like President Bush in charge it would probably be O.K. to leave it in the hands of the politicians for the time being. A different decision might have been made if Bill Clinton was still President.

WHEN THE GOOD SHIP USS SANTA MARIA GOT UNDERWAY, THE ARMCHAIR ADMIRAL SET OUT THREE SPECIFIC MISSION OBJECTIVES. THE SECOND WAS TO PUBLICIZE THE FACT THAT THE SANTA MARIA TIMES PRACTICED CENSORSHIP OF POLITICAL OPINIONS. THE ADMIRAL NOW REPORTS, OBJECTIVE TWO HAS BEEN ACCCOMPLISHED. THE SANTA MARIA TIMES NO LONGER PRACTICES CENSORSHIP. THE TIMES IS TO BE COMMENDED FOR EXECUTING A MUCH NEEDED COURSE CORRECTION, THEREBY AVOIDING SOME ROCKY SHOALS AND SANDBARS JUST OFF GUADALUPE BEACH.


Monday, March 15, 2004


To The Editor:

An amorphous group of characters launched another political trial balloon recently. NBC News anchorman Tom Brokaw as Vice President to John Kerry on the socialist democrat ticket in November.

Some darts thrown at the balloon carried tiny pearls of wit and wisdom and offered up alternative suggestions. In addition to Brokaw, Rosie O'Donnell, "you've got to be kidding," Katie Couric, Michael Moore, Jane Fonda, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, Al Franken, Janine Garofalo, the Dixie Chicks, Bozo the clown, Elmer Fudd, Barney Frank and recently retired Senator from Georgia Max Cleland.

Some dart chuckers suggested that Kerry's cabinet should also be considered. Perhaps Donald Duck as Secretary of Defense and Goofy or Jimmy Carter as Secretary of State. As one can readily see, the possibilities are infinite.

This important choice should be carefully considered. After all, it will complete the team of hit men charged with cutting down the Bush, or the "Shrub" that in the period of a year delivered up more than fifty million human beings out of bondage and from under the bloody boots of maniacal tyrants in Afghanistan and Iraq, bringing to a near end the sorry history of torture, rape and murder carried out in those forsaken lands for more than a generation, under the nose of the ever alert United Nations.

There is no higher purpose than to strive for a day when all mankind will be able to smell and taste the sweet air of freedom. Something President Bush knows instinctively, but sadly, the narcissistic John Kerry and his kind will almost surely never learn.

Carthel Williams

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